when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

(Source: thewinterswidow)


could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*


i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

Feelings are just visitors, let them come and go.
As long as I am yours I win at everything.
10 word story" series - #66 (via gretzky)